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June 4th, 2010

Brian

Title what the fuck? I looked for a thesaurus of the word “entropy” and found “Topsy-Turviness”! I figured that would sound a lot better catchier than entropy. So what is this post about I hear you think. I’m going off-track from the daily Japanese adoration and vulgarization to spend some time looking at the poor souls and happy people that end up on this website by using search engines. And believe it or: people do!

But it’s not about the fact that people find Wotakular.com, it’s how they find it. That is why I’m dedicating another post to the inventiveness of your average internet user! Learn how they end up at this website, so you don’t have to.

Let’s go!

First search term is probably the best, “ai kago sucked some dick“. But mister searcher, why are you searching for something to which you already know the answer? You’re providing it yourself nota bene. (Latin skills yo!). Silly silly silly. Next search term I found noteworthy is “beckii cruel vs kozue aikawa“. What the hell is that all about? Isn’t it obvious that Kozue is the winner in your battle? Give me a fucking break. Did you really need to search for this? “female recordings with the expression “scary scary scary” included“… I honestly don’t know how you could possibly end up at Wotakular when you search for this; but apparently it’s possible. I feel sorry the chump though. I know how annoying it can be when you remember so much details about, lets say, a song. But you just can’t come up with the title or the artist. Very annoying. I feel sorry for you searching-for-anwer-kun. Another one are three words I’d never use in one sentence. “mano erina horrible“, what’s wrong with you man!? Mano Erina and Horrible don’t go together in one sentence unless you place “is not” in between. And I don’t see you doing that! Oh look, our scary³ friend is back. This time searching for “what interview quote “scary scary scary“. Haha, so you recalled it was an interview huh? Well I still can’t help you. But if you’re interested in pictures of J-idols I can certainly help you. Now the final search term I can be arsed to be witty about it “akbaka“. This has popped up in my search statistics recently. How is that possible? Did the world finally realize the truth about AKB48?