July 5th, 2010
BrianFirst of all let me begin by announcing that I’ve only met a handful of French people who weren’t complete ignorant homos with their heads and their accents stuck up their Frenchy anuses.
Now that I got that out of the way: Paris was awesome. It was really super fucking awesome. Best weekend of my life? Not too sure, but it’s surely at the top of my “Best weekends EVAR” list. So much happened that I’m actually going to make multiple posts about all that happened in France. What can you soon expect on this blog? A quick overview:
- Nigger Narutos – My revised opinion on why white and now black people also should not be allowed to cosplay.
- Fucking French – Except for a few, most of them are fucking dickheads. I’ll tell you why in this post.
- Street Sleeping – Because nothing says “Dedication” more than sleeping on the streets waiting for your favourite idols.
- A Convivial Concert – Dehydration has probably damaged by kidneys and my voice is gone. Was it worth it? (Hint: Yes)
- The Signing Session – Meeting the girls after 4 years of fandom. Holy shiiiiiit!
- Sexy H!O people – You think I’m the only sexy wota? Think again!
Full metal excitement from Wednesday to Saturday without hardly any sleep. It was an amazing experience that I’m glad I didn’t miss out on. I got to tell Reina she’s my number one Idol and I got to tell Aika “suki desu”. Believe it or not but she’s actually alright in real life. Shame my love for her only lasted for a day or so!
I thought the wota inside me was gone: but it’s back again and bigger than ever!
モーニングすさまじい
Tags: France, Japan Expo, Morning Musume, Paris
Categories: French Foolery, Hello! Project, Japan Expo, Upfront Agency & Works, Wota Worthy2 Comments »

September 19th, 2009
BrianThe title should be self-explanatory. Kusumi Koharu is leaving Hello! project to pursue a career in modeling. Back in the days when I wished for the graduation of Koharu I told anyone that despite my hate towards her; she was, and still is, one of the more prettier girls in Hello! Project. Pretty in a way models are pretty.

I’m not shocked by the news that Koharu is going to graduate as someone was bound to graduate from Morning Musume sooner or later. But I don’t think anyone expected Koharu to graduate. Guru Guru Jump will never be the same; and we’ll never see Kirarin songs performed by ‘Kirari’ herself.
Does this suck? Yes; but what sucks even more is that ‘valuable’ artists are leaving Hello! Project. In my opinion not so much because they wish to be a model, but because Hello! Project is going downhill rapidly. With Koharu leaving Hello! Project this process hasn’t exactly slowed down. Personally; I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re going to see more prominent H!P members graduate.
Koharu, good luck with your future life. And if anyone in H!P is fit for a model it’s you.
And to end with a quote from Reina in Hello! Morning… “Koharu-chan, bye bye!“
Tags: Hello! Project, Koharu Leaving H!P, Kusumi Koharu
Categories: Hello! Project, Upfront Agency & Works, Wota Worthy5 Comments »

June 26th, 2009
BrianWith Micheal out of the way, the title of king of pop became available again. An excellent oppertunity to crown Tsunku the new king of pop!
Tags: King of Pop, Micheal Jackon, New king of pop, Popping Koharu her cherry, Tsunku
Categories: Hello! Project, Totally unrelated, Upfront Agency & Works1 Comment »

May 14th, 2009
BrianThe world is changing around us. Morning Musume has reached a number one spot in the Oricon Daily charts, and Upfront Work has hired a new marketing director. They have released greenscreen footage of the girls dancing to 3,2,1 Breaking Out. Including a shortened version of the song. Besides the fact that this is pretty much the first time a musiclabel has done this; they also made it a contest to see who can create the coolest of coolest OPV using the supplied footage. The fact they’ve collaborated with Myspace rather than Youtube has struck me somewhat with odd, but this might be due to the fact that I’m linking Myspace with 12 to 16 year old teenagers. Most probably the target audience for Upfront.
Hello-online has explained the rules of the competion here.
Thank you new marketing director-sama for thinking outside of the the box. You have my respect!
Tags: Morning Musume, Morning Musume OPV contest, Myspace
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