July 5th, 2010

Brian

First of all let me begin by announcing that I’ve only met a handful of French people who weren’t complete ignorant homos with their heads and their accents stuck up their Frenchy anuses.

Now that I got that out of the way: Paris was awesome. It was really super fucking awesome. Best weekend of my life? Not too sure, but it’s surely at the top of my  “Best weekends EVAR” list. So much happened that I’m actually going to make multiple posts about all that happened in France. What can you soon expect on this blog? A quick overview:

• Nigger Narutos – My revised opinion on why white and now black people also  should not be allowed to cosplay.
• Fucking French – Except for a few, most of them are fucking dickheads. I’ll tell you why in this post.
• Street Sleeping – Because nothing says “Dedication” more than sleeping on the streets waiting for your favourite idols.
• A Convivial Concert – Dehydration has probably damaged by kidneys and my voice is gone. Was it worth it? (Hint: Yes)
• The Signing Session – Meeting the girls after 4 years of fandom. Holy shiiiiiit!
• Sexy H!O people – You think I’m the only sexy wota? Think again!

Full metal excitement from Wednesday to Saturday  without hardly any sleep. It was an amazing experience that I’m glad I didn’t miss out on. I got to tell Reina she’s my number one Idol and I got to tell Aika “suki desu”. Believe it or not but she’s actually alright in real life. Shame my love for her only lasted for a day or so!

I thought the wota inside me was gone: but it’s back again and bigger than ever!

モーニングすさまじい

Tags: France, Japan Expo, Morning Musume, Paris
Categories: French Foolery, Hello! Project, Japan Expo, Upfront Agency & Works, Wota Worthy
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