June 15th, 2010
BrianFollwing up my immensely popular blogpost on why white people should not be allowed to cosplay I bring you more conclusive evidence why the homo cosplayerus should be banned from existance. Lo and behold:
If you watch this video and you’re not annoyed by it I would like you to remove wotakular.com from your bookmarks and/or blogroll and quite preferably add it to your firewall blacklist.
June 4th, 2010 BrianTitle what the fuck? I looked for a thesaurus of the word “entropy” and found “Topsy-Turviness”! I figured that would sound a lot better catchier than entropy. So what is this post about I hear you think. I’m going off-track from the daily Japanese adoration and vulgarization to spend some time looking at the poor souls and happy people that end up on this website by using search engines. And believe it or: people do!
But it’s not about the fact that people find Wotakular.com, it’s how they find it. That is why I’m dedicating another post to the inventiveness of your average internet user! Learn how they end up at this website, so you don’t have to.
Let’s go!
First search term is probably the best, “ai kago sucked some dick“. But mister searcher, why are you searching for something to which you already know the answer? You’re providing it yourself nota bene. (Latin skills yo!). Silly silly silly. Next search term I found noteworthy is “beckii cruel vs kozue aikawa“. What the hell is that all about? Isn’t it obvious that Kozue is the winner in your battle? Give me a fucking break. Did you really need to search for this? “female recordings with the expression “scary scary scary” included“… I honestly don’t know how you could possibly end up at Wotakular when you search for this; but apparently it’s possible. I feel sorry the chump though. I know how annoying it can be when you remember so much details about, lets say, a song. But you just can’t come up with the title or the artist. Very annoying. I feel sorry for you searching-for-anwer-kun. Another one are three words I’d never use in one sentence. “mano erina horrible“, what’s wrong with you man!? Mano Erina and Horrible don’t go together in one sentence unless you place “is not” in between. And I don’t see you doing that! Oh look, our scary³ friend is back. This time searching for “what interview quote “scary scary scary“. Haha, so you recalled it was an interview huh? Well I still can’t help you. But if you’re interested in pictures of J-idols I can certainly help you. Now the final search term I can be arsed to be witty about it “akbaka“. This has popped up in my search statistics recently. How is that possible? Did the world finally realize the truth about AKB48?
And now for some more search terms that lead to the swirling vortex of Japanezery®:
- Miyabi X
- Sayumi “It’s you” sex
- Tanaka Reina wins game
- Fat Maasa Sudou (Is someone making a deathlist?)
- aikawa kozue japanese dance girl awesome luka
- best anthropology musumes photo gallery
- maasa sudou fat (Definitely building a deathlist…)
- morning museme otaku
- nobel peace prize morning musume
You know a man has no inspiritation for his blog when he starts to post search engine terms… Hoohah! Time for sleep my snuggle bunnies.
June 2nd, 2010 BrianOh shiiiii-. (No, not oishii you dirty weeabo!) I’m on a blogging spree! Someone stop me! No, don’t! I’m on a roll here. Today I present to you the official time measurements from the new Morning Musume single!!
But first let me say to you that I love this single. It’s such a classic tune! It could fit well under any anime series. In fact, it reminds me a bit too well of one ending in particular. It’s the only 4.000.000 episode Anime I managed to watch: Dragonball. Most probably because I have dragon balls myself. *wink* *wink*
Enough with the pervynes, on to the Dragonball theme!
Yes! I love this song! Dan dan~ whatever. I bet you don’t really care.But I know one thing you care about… the results from my trusty stopwatch and one hell of a boring PV. It beats the green screen, but it makes me sad that it’s filmed on a football field and the showroom at IKEA Japan. (Well, it looks like that anyway)
- Takahashi Ai – 12 seconds
- Kamei Eri – 12 seconds
- Tanaka Reina – 11 seconds
- Niigaki Risa – 11 seconds
- Lin Lin – 10 seconds
- Jun Jun – 9 seconds
- Michishige Sayumi – 9 seconds
- Thingy – 9 seconds.
Wow isn’t that interesting? Eri has as much screentime as Aichan! Now to complete the post a pretty graph and I’m done for the night!
Draw your conclusions and drop them in the comments! I know you want to!
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